Some people think dogs are the best thing for home security.
Some think a loaded 12-gauge will do the trick.
Alarms. Deadbolts. Motion-sensor porch lights. Wireless remote video camera systems hooked up to a 200 gig hard drive recording device that is secured in a locked "black box" that is buried in the bottom of a closet.
I think I should investigate what it is this fellow has to offer.
Found in the classifieds of the recent Oklahoma Farm Bureau newsletter (we use their homeowners insurance)...
"Don't come any closer or my donkey will kick the livin' cr*p out of you, then bray about it to his fellow asses."