Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Bird, 4-legged accomplices sought for questioning

From our local news rags recent police blotter...

Now, I may not be a trained investigative professional, but isn't it obvious from the listed series of events, what transpired in my small town recently and what new crime plague has infested our little community?

The cockatiel busted out, freed his two canine henchmen, and went on a crime spree, starting with the Bud Light sign at a local pub.

Stay tuned for further developments. Until then, lock up your beer signs and be on the lookout for the feathered ringleader...

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