Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Am I an Okie (part 42, at least it seems like it)

Last and final installment. Hold your applause until the end please. This may get ugly.

  • You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
  • A bad traffic jam involves two pickups staring each other down at a four-way stop, each detemined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
  • You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee" is.
  • You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
  • Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
  • A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Ford F-340 4x4 is.
  • You know everything goes better with ranch dressing.
  • You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
  • You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.
  • Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation:
    "You wanna coke?"
    "What kind?"
    "Dr. Pepper"

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