Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Police blotter hilarity

Cop - Ma'am, we need to ask you some questions about your stolen property...
Victim - Oh my, is it about my collection of graphic pictures of explosion victims? I know that may seem kinda weird to you but...
Cop - No Ma'am. We wanted to ask you why you had a reddish-brown sofa when you walls are painted teal....

Right Rear - "I'm tired of always having to follow wherever those front two wheels take us. We've got all the power...all they do is steer! I'm bustin' loose these lugnuts and makin' a break for it."
Left Rear - "We'll cover for you Righty, just remember that once you're free, keep rolling and head for an open doorway or garage."
Right Rear - "Open doorway or garage, got it."
Left Rear - "And be sure to watch out for plate glass windows -- if they've been cleaned recently, you won't be able to see it until it's too late! Now, go, go, GOOOOOOO!"
Right Rear -"Wait...what's a plate glass windo.......AHHHH!"

$50 is small price to pay to let the entire neighborhood know how totally COOL you are with your $2000 sound system in your '94 Dodge Neon...isn't it?


Anonymous said...

What in the world is a "graphic explosion victim"

I can't quit laughing long enough to even guess.

Anonymous said...

What is a "graphic explosion victim?"

I can't quit laughing long enough to even figure out what this would be and why it could be valuable enough to list along with furniture.