Friday, June 30, 2006

Hairless wonder

The other day at the pool, a little kid came right up to me and asked me where all the hair on my body went.

While I'm not completely void of body hair, my genetics dictate a noticeable lack of the fuzzy stuff when compared to the majority of caucasoid homo sapiens around here.

I told the kid it made me swim faster by making my body more streamlined. Like a dolphin gliding through the water.

Then he looked down at my definitely non-streamlined stomach and gave me a smirk much too sophisticated for a 7-year old and walked off.

Next time I tell that lie, I'll have to remember to suck in my gut a bit to be more convincing.

Damn kids.

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