Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Fake ID and the Curse of the Munchies

Lesson # 1 - No matter how steady your hand is and no matter how sharp the point on your Sharpie is, changing an 87 to an 82 is not possible.

Lesson # 2 - When you get the munchies and have to stop for a Snickers bar, put your money in your front pocket, and your stash in your back.


Seth said...

Do positions which include "field testing grass-like substances" provide health and dental?

If so, sign me up.

OKDad said...

You only get dental if you're field testing Meth - which apparently wreaks havoc on the pearly whites.

But the scenario you cite does paint a funny picture in the minds eye of just how these substances are field tested.

Rolling a doobie in the name of the law?