Thursday, May 18, 2006

Pop Quiz

C brought this school work / art work home the other day. It was apparently part of her critical thinking curriculum, but I thought it was more appropriate to her art-in-15-minutes curriculum.



Take the pop quiz and see how you score.

Morning - Does C's illustration depict the following:
A) Her eating breakfast
B) A Hermoine Granger clone making the opposing chair dance with her wand

Afternoon - Does C's illustration depict the following:
A) Her being driven home from school
B) The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile making a surprise visit to an organic farm in Oregon

Evening - Does C's illustration depict the following:
A) Softball batting practice with her slightly annoyed Daddy
B) A reenactment of the scene in The Warriors between the Baseball Furies "sissies" and the Warriors.

Night - Does C's illustration depict the following:
A) C having a wonderous dream of being a mermaid
B) An episode of Extreme Makeover gone bad as the patient dies and leaves her body as a she-fish beast.

3 comments:

gawfer said...

I got 3 out of 4 right

Dave said...

I'd never have guessed you had joined the ranks of those who'd gone a little crazy about a certain cult flick featuring cartoon gangs. I'll have to write something about that sometime soon.

OKDad said...

The Warriors reminds me of my high school daze, laying on my then-girlfriends couch in the middle of the afternoon, watching whatever showed up on the then relatively new service called "cable tv."

Otherwise, it's just an obscure reference to a mediocre movie that seems to have struck a nostalgic nerve with modern dvd'ers.

Now, you wanna talk about going a little crazy about a certain cult flick...mention the movie "American Graffiti" (a successful mainstream movie that enjoys cult film status) and I'll fire up the coffee maker.