The name game

Listed in the Classified/Personal ads in our local paper this week.
Item #1
"Notice: I will not be responsible for any debts other than my own."
Esther Peck

Item #2
Amy Leck, CMT
For appointments call 317-379x

Item #3
Congratulations to Ryan Jech
High School Grad, '05
The Jech Family
Peck - Leck - Jech: apparently the poetry patrol was having a coffee and curler with our paper's editor.

I don't know why Esther is being all uppity about paying off other people's debts.

Amy is a Certified Massage Therapist, and not a cable station dedicated to country music.

The Jech's (pronounced "yeck") are a prominet family here in town. They sell insurance.